kids say the funniest things
A friend of mine was returning with her parents, children and grandchildren from a week long vacation in Florida. Everyone was exhausted and simply wanted to get off the plane, get their luggage and get home to the bed they were used to. As they were approaching the security exit, little Bobby yells out, "Jimmy has a gun!"... The next thing they knew, the whole group of them were standing in a guarded room and officers were interrogating little Bobby. Bobby's mother was trying to explain that Jimmy was bobby's blanket, but the officers wouldn't leave it at that. ... When the family had left to go on their vacation a week ago, Bobby had asked his grandpa why they were putting Jimmy on the conveyer belt and made it disappear then reappear on the other side. Grandpa said, "they want to see if Jimmy has a gun." The poor kid simply wanted to see his blanket disappear again!

4 Comments:
Nate - I love all your stories!
Though, holding the top of the list still is the "girl in the window smelling like the sewer" story - classic! :)
Hey, finally I know (or think I know) who WORD is. Tricky.
Oh, and BTW, the stories are hilarious.
And who are you, Mr. Sandman?
Oh, duh.
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