"is yer refrigerat.. uh, I mean, chimney running?"

Aunt Joyce: "yeah, Becky, um, there's a bunch of guys on your roof. They're taking your chimney off."Aunt Becky: "yeah right, leave me alone, I don't have time for practical jokes..."Aunt Joyce: "Ok, whatever."
And as she pulled in her driveway after a long day of work, she shockingly looked up to see her chimney gone... My aunt called the police to tell them she'd been robbed... The cops pulled up, had her sit in the back of the squad car to describe what had happened... The officer finished the report and picked up the CB "Um, yeah, I don't think we've got a code for this one Missy. You got anything there for a stolen chimney?"
Two weeks later while sipping her morning coffee, my aunt looked out across the street at her neighbors house to see a bunch of guys removing her neighbor's chimney... Apparently, they'd had the wrong address two weeks earlier and thought my aunt wouldn't notice!